8 Funny But Kinda Dangerous Things Toddlers Do

Toddlers are curious little adventurers, always exploring and pushing boundaries. While their antics can leave us laughing, some can also be a little risky. In this article, we’ll share 12 funny (but kind of dangerous) things toddlers do, and how you can keep them safe while they explore their world.

Running Into Traffic Like It’s a Playground

You’ve got everything under control, until — boom — your toddler bolts straight into traffic as if it’s an exciting new game. They have the curiosity and energy of a whirlwind but without the full understanding of the dangers around them. Toddlers are in the early stages of developing their sense of boundaries, which means they act on impulse.

Tip: Never let your toddler out of sight near roads, and make sure to teach them early about the importance of staying close to an adult and stopping at curbs. Always be on alert when near traffic, even in familiar places.

Getting Into Cleaning Products and Medications

No matter how many childproof locks you use, your toddler seems to have a sixth sense for finding the cleaning supplies and medications. You just stepped out of the room, and suddenly, they've discovered the bottle of bleach or opened the bottle of pills you thought were safe. Toddlers have a natural desire to explore their environment, and that includes everything, even things that could harm them.

Tip: Store cleaning products and medications up high, out of reach, and securely locked away in cabinets. Safety latches and childproof locks are key, but organization and vigilance go a long way too.

Climbing Furniture Like It’s Everest!

Before you know it, your toddler has turned into a mini mountain climber, scaling the TV stand like it’s their next big adventure. They’re testing their physical abilities and discovering what they can do. While climbing gives them a sense of accomplishment, it can also be a risky move!

Tip: Anchor furniture to the wall and encourage them to explore safer climbing spots, like playgrounds or soft climbing structures.

Jumping from High Places with Zero Concept of Gravity

Toddlers love testing their limits, and what better way to do that than jumping from anything that seems high enough? Whether it’s a garden step or a low wall, they have no idea of the risks, just the thrill of the leap.

Tip: Show them that jumping is best done on soft surfaces like play mats. Always stay close by when they’re near elevated areas, and set clear boundaries to keep those little leaps safe!

Feeding Small Objects to Mysterious Places (Including Their Own Bodies)

Whether it’s peas in the DVD player, beads in the heater vent, or a button up their nostril, toddlers have a special talent for turning everyday items into lost forever or ER (Emergency room) visit situations — all while looking completely pleased with themselves. They’re not trying to be naughty — they’re just tiny scientists with poor judgment, endless energy, and zero understanding of safety.

Tip: Keep tiny objects out of reach, cover tempting slots and vents, and gently redirect their “experiments” to safer play — because prevention is way easier than fishing a Lego out of a nose at 9 p.m.

Eating Non-Food Items (Pica)

You turn around, and your toddler is chewing on a piece of paper, a rock, or a random piece of dirt from the floor. This behavior, known as pica, is often a natural part of exploring their world. Toddlers tend to put everything in their mouths as a way to discover textures and tastes, even things they really shouldn’t.

Tip: Keep small, non-food items out of reach, and always supervise them closely during playtime. Redirect them to safe, edible items if they start snacking on the wrong things.

Testing Scissors on Their Own Hair

You thought you were just handing over a pair of safety scissors for some craft time, but suddenly, your toddler’s looking at their hair like it’s the next “project.” While toddlers are beginning to master fine motor skills, they haven’t quite grasped the idea that haircuts should stay professional.

Tip: Keep sharp objects out of reach and provide them with child-friendly scissors for safe play. You might want to help them channel their creativity with materials that won’t leave them with a DIY haircut!

Trying to ‘help’ by plugging things 

Toddlers love copying adults, and when they see you plug in chargers or appliances, they often try it themselves—with whatever is in their little hands. It’s hilarious and horrifying when you catch them trying to “charge” a biscuit or stuff Play-Doh in an outlet.

Tip: Always keep a close eye on your curious toddler, because what seems like innocent play—such as “charging” their cookie or “fixing” the fan with a spoon—can turn unexpectedly risky in the blink of an eye.